When al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across his face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, hit al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. It went on for what felt like days or maybe even months and years as they went in rounds over and over again.
As al-Zarqawi lay resting, bleeding and in pain, a figure of Dark Angel appeared. Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised to me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in your Afterlife. What did you think I said?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, hit al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. It went on for what felt like days or maybe even months and years as they went in rounds over and over again.
As al-Zarqawi lay resting, bleeding and in pain, a figure of Dark Angel appeared. Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised to me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in your Afterlife. What did you think I said?"
